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False Profits is a variety comedy troupe at UNC. We perform improv, sketch, and standup comedy. Auditions are held at the beginning of each semester for those interested in performing with us.
Students are required to spend at least one semester on our incubator team - "The Disciples" - before auditioning for the Profits. Open auditions each semester are to join the Disciples, and Disciple auditions to join the Profits are at the end of each semester.
We also love high-fiving people. So there's that to sweeten the deal.
AUDITIONS INFO ON OUR INSTAGRAM @false_profits OR WEBSITE fpcomedy.com
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